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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Car operating system

Bill's company made software to run a car.

Bill was taking a test ride of the car. Suddenly a truck came from opposite side.

Bill pressed ctrl+b to apply brakes.

A pop-up window appeared asking, "Are you sure you really want to stop?"

Before Bill could enter "Yes", there was a crash and the car caught fire.

In panic Bill forgot the password to open the door.

He started shouting "F1! F1!" but there was no computer professional present there to understand his screams.

Then he tried to come out through the car window-pane.

A message appeared on the screen, "An illegal function is performed.

All the window-panes of the car will be closed." Poor Bill died.

Messengers of death took away his soul and said to him, "You have never ever performed any good deeds in your life. You always stole the code from others. We are going to send you to hell."

Bill pleaded, "I am ready to go to hell but do provide me a computer, please."

Messengers of death smiled inwardly and permitted him a computer, but with no Alt, Ctrl and Delete keys on the keyboard.

lOVe lETTRe wRITTEn by a MathematiciaN

My Dear SweetHeart,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.

The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Toyota Avensis 2009 review with Pictures

Launching:
The ALL New Toyota Avensis made his public debut at 2008 Paris Motor Show.

Types :
The new Toyota Avensis is available in two bodystyles - sedan and wagon.

Body Details:
The new Toyota Avensis has the 2700mm wheelbase, same as of the current ongoing second generation model, but according to Toyota, they claim it as a new platform or perhaps an advanced old one which they think should have the new term. If we compare this D-segment sedan with Camry’s 2776mm wheelbase we will come to know it's slightly shorter than it. But that's the way European like their D-segment sedans so it's quite normal for them.

Engine Details:
Toyota Avensis is available in wide range of engines, starting from 1.6L Petrol to a 2.2L D-4D Turbo diesel. ALL The petrol engines come preloaded with their new Valvematic technology which incorporates continuously variable valve lift together with VVT-i valve timing control.
The Engines, 1.6L, 1.8L and 2.0L Valvematic engines produce 132hp with 160Nm of torque, 147hp with 180Nm of torque and 152hp with 196Nm of torque respectively. The oil burners range from a 2.0 liter and two 2.2 liter D-4D engines.These engines have a new piezo injectors and increased common rail pressure at 2,000 bar. The base 2.0 liter diesel makes/produces 126hp and 310Nm of torque between 1800 and 2400rpm. The more sedate of the two 2.2 liter engines is the D-4D 150 which produces 150hp and 340Nm of torque between 2200 and 2800rpm. The most powerful engine is the 2.2 D-4D 180, featuring 177hp and a massive 400Nm of torque between 2000 to 2800rpm. The D-4D 150 also comes with a 6-speed automatic transmission, a first for a Toyota diesel passenger car.

Transmission:
The 1.6L Engine comes up with a 6 speed manual while the 1.8 and 2.0 models also have an option for the Multidrive S CVT transmission which succeeds the Super CVT-i transmission.

Pictures:
These are some pictures of the new Toyota Avensis